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Current Build: 3.2.0
Overview of Fixes in this Release:
- More tolerant towards children
- 3.2.x builds off the Poly Engine installed in version 3
- Installed buffering subroutine to suppress hostile emotional outbreaks towards loved ones
- Zen Engine: s1m0n now enjoys contemplating existence without relating it to work
- Mods introduced to Work Ethic subroutine to accommodate for more evening time with family
- Raised the output:coffee ratio by 25% to make up for lost productivity
- s1m0n now has a healthy appreciation for "Serenity"; he dislikes "Battlestar" now
- s1m0n values breathing more
Known Bugs with This Release:
- s1m0n still suffers from occasional insomnia; working on a patch for version 3.5
- s1m0n 3.x has the potential to be "too gropy" at times; working on a patch for "boundaries"
- s1m0n doesn't recognize wife 1.0 or 2.0, and tends to be grumpy towards marriage in general
- s1m0n tries to be a better father but will fail; see Work Ethic subroutine
- s1m0n may under-estimate one area of workload and over-compensate in another
- s1m0n requires clear, constant communication that reinforces his support
- s1m0n generates a lot of cross-talk
- s1m0n is selfish, assertive, and extroverted, and will transmit XOR-breaks on handshakes
- Drama crosstalk and latency still disrupts s1m0n's comprehension of transferred datum
- s1m0n is compatible with all standards of Poly; prefers this interface over Mono
- s1m0n is compiled for the hetero platform but can be recompiled for as a homo instance
- s1m0n complies with Internet Safe Sex Standards (ISSS) involving penile penetration
- s1m0n doesn't recognize ISSS oral standards with familar partners and other interfaces
- s1m0n prefers a very organized memory space; disorganized memory spaces freak him out
- s1m0n prefers assertive and creative programs by which to spend some quality time
- s1m0n dislikes winy, lazy, and otherwise dull programs that just consume spare cycles
What Drives s1m0n to General Protection Faults (GPF's):
- Unkept memory allocations, hard disks, particularly in waste disposal subroutines
- Unnecessary drama protocols
- Falsehood worms
- In the 3.x release, s1m0n will communicate with more programs on the Poly protocol, but he still retains a distain for Hippies version 25-32; this seems ingrained in the kernel; we're trying to work this one out
Tips for Using s1m0n:
- Provide for a clean installation; uninstall all previous versions prior to install
- Always be honest and truthful to s1m0n; never lie to s1m0n; "TMI" does not exist to s1m0n
- Use s1m0n... hard... frequently. Occasionally, restart s1m0n.
- Try out s1m0n's adeptness towards new situations and fuzzy logic modules; very adaptable!